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gnetophyte:

that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus

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misskirby:

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

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kieraelieson:

crafty-butch:

crafty-butch:

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

by which i mean, like, here’s how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

  1. make coffee

regular day:

  1. put water in coffee maker
  2. put coffee in coffee maker
  3. turn on coffee maker

bad day:

  1. take pot from coffee maker
  2. turn on sink
  3. fill up coffee pot
  4. turn off sink
  5. pour water into coffee maker
  6. put coffee pot in coffee maker
  7. open cupboard
  8. get coffee filter from cupboard
  9. get coffee beans from cupboard
  10. put filter in coffee pot
  11. measure coffee
  12. pour coffee into filter
  13. close coffee maker
  14. turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a “14 steps to make coffee” kind of day

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

#ye
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gayshipsanddadjokes:

brinnanza:

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

Answer: zoom zoom motherfucker

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bakwaaas:

the inherent romance of literally everything when you’re a sentimental bitch

#and
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hvlthgxth:

hvlthgxth:

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn’t even comprehend.

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

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shanmustafa:

stop asking me what my plan for the day is, it’s the same as always, self sabotage

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blessyouhawkeye:

star trek: look! an alien!

me:

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valtsv:

in my defence i’m stupid as hell your honor

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“i’m chilling”, i say as i’m obviously and visibly spiraling out of control,
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socialmediagirlfriend:

socialmediagirlfriend:

socialmediagirlfriend:

want to make a post abt the pregnant 18yr old member of my tribe being found dead on Thanksgiving Eve but I dont feel like yall ignoring me while you repost generic links to Indigenous organizations you have no intention of donating to.

Her name was Jalajhia Finklee & she was a Mashpee Wampanoag. Tomorrow is going to be a different kind of pain for our tribe. Pray for us.

kind of shocked at how many people are responding to this so I’m adding a link to the gofundme made on her loved ones behalf. Please consider donating to a grieving Wampanoag family this Thanksgiving. 🤍🙏🏽